(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
I am incredibly grateful that we haven’t had to buy any baby clothes or furniture because our friends and family have been so incredibly generous to us, but holy shit. Our tiny apartment can’t hold any more. We have two large wood convertible cribs, a wood cradle, a bassinet, a moses basket, a co-sleeper, 3 vibrating bouncers and 2 swings. WE’RE ONLY HAVING ONE BABY.
Last night I had a dream that my baby was here. I didn’t give birth or anything, he just kinda showed up. Then whenever I’d ask someone when I had given birth, no one could give me an answer. So, not sure what that’s supposed to mean.