i cant wait to drive so i can go to mcdonalds at 2am
phil collins went off doing the tarzan soundtrack.
he ain’t have to go that hard like that.
Thank you, now my wedding standards are even higher
omg it’s an actual elvish wedding
This is how I’ve imagined for my wedding to look like.
I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.
"What is ratchet pussy?"
that’s almost as funny as the story about the time pitbull went to alaska to perform in a wal-mart