Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
- me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
- me: it is because I am a failure
- me: everything I touch dies
I don’t know if anyone outside of my town really realises that a second Spongebob movie is being made, and Antonio Banderas is a pirate in it.
They were filming this on what is basically our main street downtown and I can’t describe how surprised I was and how hard I laughed when I looked up and saw Antonio Banderas barrelling down the street on a pirate ship as he screamed.
I just thought the world needed to know about this momentous occasion
'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'
I’m a little bit in Love with Nicki