• Me: I'm gettin my drank on and vibing to some Miguel
  • Tom: Is Miguel your vibrator?
  • Me: No, it's the singer Tyler made fun of for breaking that girl's neck
  • Tom: Ah.
Everything in the world displeases me: but, above all, my displeasure in everything displeases me.

Nietzsche (via apocryphal-syzygy)